World Class

While striving to be a world class university, the following should be practiced:

1) Send students to as far away postings as possible. After all we are already so advanced that transport should not pose a problem to the students.

2) Reporting times and venues for postings should be announced as late as possible. Well, what is a world class uni without the use of a "mouse over" personal time table system. Anyway, students need not worry or plan about their trips to the posting venues. (refer to 1)

3) In view of an ever-changing world, a world class uni should expose students to rapid fluxes. New obstacles to a degree should be imposed as and when deemed fit so that students can acquire adaptation skills. After all, which student will sacrifice the years of school fees and previous years of examinations and strongly oppose to any such changes and risk not getting the degree that is within months of grasp? They will therefore invariably accept all changes and hence aid the uni in attaining it's world class status.

4) Not only must the uni 'train' students to adapt to fluxes, the examiners have to demonstrate their "fluxing" abilities too. Decisions and announcements made about exam formats have to be changed within a week in order to demonstrate such abilities. This is also part of the students' training to adapt to changes since students will need to keep up to date with the changes frequently, like they would if they do played shares in the stock market. Over time, students should supposedly learn to keep up to date with medical advances too.

Haiz crapping..
5 weeks to go..
Head still feels empty..